OH GOSH OH GOSH REDTUBE HERE I COME

After a year+ with no internet, I finally put my grownup pants on, allocated some money from my 'Stupid Shit and Drinking' fund, and purchased myself a world wide web. IT IS GLORIOUS. I'd been pretty okay with taking my laptop to a cafe or the library, but my Macbook is dying the slow, horrible, unfixable Apple Death, and I'm not really into getting a new computer. SO.


Oh Mac OSX Tiger I never have to look at your stupid face again. (No, I never upgraded, because money, and lack of fucks to give.)


I AM DOWNLOADING ALL OF THE PROGRAMSSSS orr I will be as soon as Update Manager finishes churning through the eight billion updates I missed since last year. I am ONE ENTIRE DISTRIBUTION BEHIND U GUYZ. Anyone out there running Linux? TELL ME SOME SASSY NEW APPS 2 GET. I am so terribly excited.


Also, porn. Lots and lots of porn. And Hulu, but mostly...porn. NO SHAME.