Congratulate me, step right up, shake my hand

BREEF THOTS ON DR WHO



( OK )

OTHER THINGS:

1. I saw a tourist taking a picture of City Hall with his iPad, and just barely resisted the impulse to smack it out of his hand. WELCOME TO PHILADELPHIA.

2. Being drinking wine like ain't no thang. I was never a huge fan, then suddenly discovered I fucking love it. I wish I could track down every pearl-clutching 16 year old who complains online about how they don't like the taste of alcohol/how they hate being drunk, and give them a hug, and tell them about the future joys of Sancerre Sauvignon Blanc and its accompanying gentle buzz.

3. THIS GAME. IS SO GORGEOUS THAT I CRY.



I have yet to find a server that isn't junk, to my eternal sorrow. ALWAYS WITH THE RPG NONSENSE. NEVER WITH THE LETTING ME PLAY WITH TNT. Dammit.

"Mr. Teeth"
Amy/Jack, Eleven/Jack, R
Because the TARDIS is designed to facilitate one-night-stands.
original location

( She'd asked for a bar. Like in Star Wars, she'd said, all aliens and jaunty music and cocktails named after supernovas. )

"This Penguin for Hire"
Six/Master (Ainley), Six/Frobisher, Frobisher/Master, Six/Six
PG-13 (birdpreg, violence, sexual harassment, mild kissyfacing)
~4,000 words
When it comes to political espionage, Frobisher is really not your man.


With apologies to Raymond Chandler and the world at large. Written for the best_enemies kinkmeme; it's all Anon's fault, I swear.

( Just put your beak together and blow. )

Here shall John always stumble; there shall Jane's heart always break
Eleven/Amy, R, ~2,000 words. It's a January-December sort of thing.
Spoilers up to "Vincent and the Doctor".



( Amy Pond wants to kiss him like it's the simplest thing in the world. )

"Distances"
~4,900, PG13
all Doctors, some companions
Running fast to stand still, or the more things change the more they stay the same, or a series of vignettes about fish and possible nows.



( Orbits are a matter of force, or faith, the celestial conviction that the right place for a planet is precisely where it was one year ago, and you can take that to the bank. )