"Armistice"Criminal Intent
Ross/Goren
About things expectedly coming from left field. Post-s8, no particular spoilers
R-ish, ~5,300 words
A note. This is what we like to call 'self-indulgent fluff'. No apologies! Those of you who have me friended know where this came from. To everyone else: trust me, the subtext is there, I can provide notes if you're interested. I get a coupon for Amazon.com with every recruit to Team Ross/Goren.
No kidding. Those still weirded out, rest assured that this is (mostly) comedy.
Another note: I got the information on how to distract bears from QI, so standard 'may not be true' disclaimers apply.
( Getting laid is good for morale. ) 
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