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Things I have found while cleaning my apartment:

three lighters
hand-squeezy things (for grip improvement? Those jawns)
Dayquill
Elvis Costello & the Attractions - All This Useless Beauty (bonus disc)
more bank pens than I care to admit
chocolate (?) (I ate it) (fuck you, don't judge)
ancient City Paper
check stubs check stubs check stubs
pennies
a quarter!
CVS receipts for days


It's not that I'm a slob, though I am - I tend to put things on top of/near to where they go, especially when coming home from work or the bar or the bar after working, and then it turns into a pile, and the pile falls over, and then I have to mount an excavation to find my shoes. Instead of just putting the shit where it belongs in the first place.

Also it's been scientifically proven that pennies and lighters inevitably wind up under the sofa. It's where they belong.

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