Jane, you ignorant slut

OH GOSH CAN IT BE DOCTOR WHO TIME NOWWWW


things:


1. Finally, yes, did buy a new computer. Managed to bork it trying to get AMD's drivers to play nice with Xorg, then ragequit Linux because I BOUGHT THIS TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES FUCK YOU. Realized the computer didn't come with an installation disk, refused to spend money on Windows, installed the preview of Win8. Windows 8 is...stay with Windows 7, okay. Metro is a good idea but the implementation is crap, customization is non-existant, and basic functions are either buried under a series of giant icons or shunted to an unintuitive fullscreen interface. IT'S BALLS. So I've run crying back to Crunchbang, my Steam account be damned.

2. I'm attending a wedding next month and just remembered I have nothing to wear and no clue what to get as a gift. ADULTHOOD WHOOPS.

3. GIANT BLACK HOLE OF TIME-SUCK


(The staircase is how I am slowly coaxing up livestock. I am committed to my giant sky-cube house concept.)

4. Look, I know the sixth season of SNL is notoriously awful, but that's no reason to stop putting out season DVDs. JUST SKIP IT. I NEED THESE THINGS IN MY LIFE.